Friday, December 5, 2008

Unwanted guests this year?

Vote Chris Christmas Rodriguez to replace Santa this year!




Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Some Highlowday Tunes...

Highlowday like Holiday.... Get it? Anywho... Nelson and Colbert's Little Dealer boy.


Monday, December 1, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bike Hero






and Heidi Klum Hero!



Monday, November 17, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Bill Murray will do Ghostbusters 3!

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Ghostbusters/ghostbusters_movie_image_harold_ramis__bill_murray_and_dan_aykroyd.jpg
Two years ago, Murray said he had taken to Jay-Z's idea of "retirement," meaning people might generally consider him out of the game but he could nevertheless continue to work here and there.

So when the writers of "The Office" were hired to pen a "Ghostbusters III," Murray thinks they could offer a fresh take on the films, the second of which he (and many others) found disappointing.

"If I could get through this in a powerful way, I feel that I have even more potential to do something," said Murray. "I think I'd be working on a higher level. It'd be great to achieve, to do the art that I thought I was always capable of -- something that really, really affects people and grabs them and makes them feel and become alive."

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/4004/bill-murray-original.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/08/film.bill.murray.ap/index.html

Restored Ghostbuster’s Ecto-1 for Sale!

Ghostbuster’s Ecto-1

Someone is selling a restored Ghostbuster’s Ecto-1 which was used in Universal Studios Florida for over fifteen years.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/10/07/the-ghostbusters-ecto-1-for-sale/

Friday, October 3, 2008

Phish & JAY-Z? 99 Problems & Big Pimpin, Live in NYC 2004

This has to be the oddest mash up ever. I wasnt sure he was gonna say 'bitch' at first, but he does--and so does the audience! Apparently Phish Heads love them some HOVA!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Toe Jam!

I could deal with some Toe Jam if it was like this... Go FBS!





Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I feel GREAT!

Gotta get me some Nutrigrain bars...



Monday, September 15, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Racisim Bitches









Now you know.

Friday, September 5, 2008

FlapJacks and Waffles!

Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Flapjack Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake Waffle!

Careful, includes bikinis AND some bacon, too!



Happy Friday!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

FCU

The scene in Bills Bathroom is the best!





Sunday, August 31, 2008

Be Aggressive. Be, be aggressive!

Funny or Die's Baby Cakes busts a sweet rhyme with good advice about role playing games: "Be aggressive!"

Friday, August 29, 2008

Waffles!


Might be a little NSFW... There is a quick scene where a Waffles if giving it to an Eggo from behind...








Thursday, August 28, 2008

Slime Mold & Mushroom Time Lapse Film

With trippy music in the background!



via BoingBoing

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Extended Stay America hotels are notably clean...

But cant possibly be THIS CLEAN! EW!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Damn it was HOT this weekend!

I dont know if it was THIS hot, tho...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Going Up The Country!

Where would you want to go?





We can jump in the water and stay drunk all the time!


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bunny Letter Opener


See Bunny Letter Opener and more at Funny or Die

The iCoffin
















Get a customized *environmentally friendly* coffin suitable for burial or cremation!

www.creativecoffins.com/

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Toilet Train Your Cat - The Charles Mingus Method. Really!


Step by step instructions on toilet training your cat. Written by the late great jazz bassist Charles Mingus. Who knew he was a master at standup bass *and* an expert on feline bathroom etiquette!




read more | digg story

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Bicycle Race!

Apparently it's ride your bike to work week! Way to go K-Rock!



rated PG-13

Thursday, July 3, 2008

How to Confuse an Idiot

youtube

via
http://j-walkblog.com/

Redneck 4th of July

Do I even need to say don't try this at home? Surprised it wasn't a trailer park.



Happy 4th Everyone!!!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Home Made Fireworks

Maybe homemade fireworks aren't that safe after all. Gotta know your magnesium levels...



2m18s

via YesButNotButYes.com

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Being Young Again

I don't know why but I couldn't get these commercials out of my head last night... Happy I found em!


Roller Racer




Skip It




Teddy Ruxpin




My Buddy




Pound Puppies





Every Day

A wise doctor named Dre once implored, "Smoke weed every daaaaay."
Every day, you ask? Every single day. Starring Nick Swardson ("Grandma's Boy")

NSFW for swearing plus it *is* about smoking weed if you didn't figure that out yet...
=)

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin

7 Dirty Words...





Things You Never See



Baseball and Football




Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc


FM & AM - Audio only 10m.35s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWVeyCKbEMY

Thursday, June 19, 2008

6 Min and 11 Seconds

Of Women chewing gum and trying to do another task.


Women....A Break.com View - Watch more free videos

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Happy Dance

like this






or

like this

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Show me your Genitals...

NSFW unless you have headphones!



Tuesday, June 3, 2008

In Philadelphia, it's worth Fifty bucks.

RIP Bo Diddley...(December 30, 1928 – June 2, 2008)


(Sorry for the crappy quality, but it's all I coudl find!"


Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad...!
Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.
Louis Winthorpe III: [looking in display case] How much for the gun?

The origional Farmers Daughter

Just watch... It might seem NSFW at first, but its not..






Friday, May 30, 2008

How Much Can You Take?

Ok... So Haley my friends GF was showing him this yesterday and I found it was really catchy! Here is the Youtube video below... But they actually have a site HERE... and the site tells how long you have been watching... How long can you stand it? Let me know in the comments... Its actaully pretty mesmerizing... I can listen and listen and listen and just dont seem to get tired of it!






Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I Gotta Be Me!

Especially on my bday!


Friday, May 23, 2008

Pork & Beans

Say it Aint So!

Ladies And Gentlemen!

Bettie Paige! If you have 5min and 12seconds of free time today this would be the best way to spend it! Whatching the hottest girl ever dance around! YUMM!





Thursday, May 15, 2008

Funny Pig Farting...

I guess maybe because I am still five at heart and in the head... The BEST part! They have sub titles so you can Fart along! haha! CRAZY Germans!






Tuesday, May 13, 2008

CHEESE!?!?!

Where be the motherfucking cheese be at?





Monday, May 12, 2008

SPIDER

Here is a cool little short video called Spider. Its a decent way to waste some time at work... but not too much time... Enjoy...






Thursday, May 8, 2008

Spider Man!

Here is the Spiderman trailer that they released before the 9-11 attacks... I wonder how much they had to change after that happened!?!?





Dead Puppies!

Arn't Much Fun...





Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

What Men Really Think.









Just waste 29 seconds of your life and watch this... if you watch it twice its almost a whole minute!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Sunday, April 20, 2008

National Holiday! Happy 4.20.2008!


Kat Williams




Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice




FRATERNITY OF MAN - DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT




Afro Man - Because I Got High




Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong




Half Baked!!!!




Super Troopers Intro



Friday



Web Sites
High Times - Duh?
420 Girls - Naked Chickes & Weed!






Friday, April 18, 2008

Happy 420!

If your ever on the price is right this is how you have to play!




come back Tomorrow for more 420 posts!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

OMG!!!! Its the end of the WORLD!!!!

But they will be dead soon... Fucking Kangaroo's



Here is about the best way in the world to waste 1:32 of your Friday! Watch it, Live it, Love it!

I was origionally showin this by Mrs. Carlie (who is single so if you know any nice boys or you happen to be one yourself leave me a comment for her!) at an amazing websiteendofworld.net

Monday, April 7, 2008

RIP Chuck Heston

A couple of clips from some of Charlton Heston's most famous movies.


"You maniacs! you blew it up...! Damn you...! God damn you all to Hell...!"





"Let my people go!"



"I give you the 15... I mean 10, 10 Commandments!"

Anti-Rick Rolling

Thursday, April 3, 2008

I Sad What, What...

In My Butt...



Funny video the kids made... What what in my butt!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Mush Mouth

Ok this is just disgusting... These people are playing a board game where you have to put fingers in your mouth and try and say the word(s) on the card. They are all smoking too Yuck! Get your nasty smelling fingers away from my mouth!

New! The Tiddy Bear!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Easy Kitchen Clean Up!



I love you Kitchen Gun!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

A Walk In The Woods

So I was cruising along minding my own business this morning and I found this video... I was damn near in tears in my cube watching it... So lets waste some more of your day by watching too...





I found this movie on weebls-stuff.com

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A Few Words for the City Council

Dude has got a CHIP on his shoulder!




Excellent insults!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Ipottie



In Celebrations for my new Iphone! I give you Ipottie!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Virtual Orgasm Simulator



Wanna know the difference between a male and female orgasm?!?!?! Just click HERE!

Granny Gets her Groove on!



Created by Vancouver Film School student Lloyd Colaco through the VFS 3D Animation & Visual Effects program.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Scrubs - Bel Biv DeVoe

That girl is Poison!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Henry Hoover



A building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found half-naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the recognizable cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

LINK

A common practice in Poland?

Monday, March 3, 2008

C is For Cookie!

Waste one minute and thirty three seconds of your life. Watch this video!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Floyd's Barbershop Want a shave?

Got this funny video in an email and I had to add it!



Check out Floyd's Barbershop Website...

Friday, February 22, 2008

Carl's Chili Cheese Fries



Original Tommy's has got nothing to worry about.

Bear Tower

Cute, fun bear game!

This whole site is awesome, click around to find links and new pages. It goes on forever!

www.nobodyhere.com/justme

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Who Cut The Cheese?



Will you pulling my finger help me cut the cheese?

Butterfinger Cheesecake

Butterfinger cheesecake, admit it, it sounds like way too many ingredients right off the bat. Butter. Fingers. Cheese. Cake. Sheesh! Alas, it's really not that much of any of those things, and actually no fingers at all.

Yes, it's the one from Jack in the Box.

Available now, Jack’s new Butterfinger Cheesecake features his classic-style cheesecake topped with gooey pieces of Butterfinger candy bar. It's pretty damn good. Have you tried it?


look ma no fingers!


As far as fast food desserts go (and the category is quite shallow other than ice cream in most quick service restaurants) this is actually a pretty good one. Less than $2, and it features an Oreo cookie crust--and that wasn't even IN the name!

The cheesecake part is pretty standard, but there is a sort of topping/crust/layer on top that looks to be crushed Butterfinger bar. the thickness is sort of inconsistent, some areas with more of the orangey candy bar, some with more mushed chocolate. Comes in it's own pie piece shaped package, which was nice.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Friday, February 15, 2008

Stop Scientology



I live in a small horse community outside of LA. I found this spray painted to one of our stop signs this morning and had to take a pic. Especially with all the talk of Tom Cruise and his Crazy Video.


For a few different Angles of this picture you can check out my site.

Lego Machine Gun



Ok this looks pretty cool... The only thing is that they need to make the clip bigger so it can hold more then 10 shots!




Want to learn how to make one? Click Here.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Casablanca & The Godfather - SpongeBob style



One of the highlights of the "Annie" Animation Awards was a short film concocted by the excellent voice over cast of Spongebob Squarepants (M.C. Tom Kenny, along with presenters Rodger Bumpass, Carolyn Lawrence and Bill Fagerbakke), created to prove they shouldn’t be stereotyped simply as Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy...

sorry no youtube =(

What are the Annies?
http://annieawards.org

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dude, you can get past a dog...

Nobody fucks with a lion!
Arab dude brings a lion to a party. Hilarity ensues.

"Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here!"

Here's the scene I'm referencing from Grandma's Boy, sorry no embed link and a lame EVALUATION COPY watermark, but you get the line right at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANzZUJ7fyfc

Pie Face!

Why don't they have this game anymore? And what kind of slogan is "get your face full of goo!" Check it...

Monday, February 11, 2008

Valentines Day Gift For MEN!

Ladies, stuck on what to get that special guy in your life for valentines day? Well look no further... Mandels are the perfect gift. Chuck Norris Sweat is perfect for all occasions! Get them at buymandles.com



Friday, February 8, 2008

MimeFreak

Ok so for any of you who watched Criss Angel's Mindfreak you will probably agree with me that the first season was awesome, and the first half of the second season was ok, and then it went down hill from there... Sorry Criss but your just a hack now... Here are three pretty funny spoofs that make fun of Mindfreak...

Ladies and Gentlemen I present Mimefreak



EPISODE 1


EPISODE 2


EPISODE 3

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Guitar Rising!



This Game will teach you how to play the Real Guitar... I think Ed would'nt mind me playing this game! HAHA! Gotta look into this and get it for my pc!

Check out the whole article on Gizmodo.

Medium Starch



This Guy Deserves To Get His Ass Beaten!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Booze Bra!



Ladies tired of paying to get drunk at the Bar/Sporting Event/Church? All you need to do is fill up the sports bra device with you're favourite beverage and then once inside suck the liquid out!

The bra serves two purposes. It also makes the wearer's "wine" rack look more full –Well that is until all the alcohol is gone, and the woman goes from a big chested beauty to a small chested lady that is nice and loose!



For the whole article click here.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Blue Balls



This Monkey Really Needs to get laid!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Game: Paths


Is the Superbowl too boring for you? Check out Paths. Draw a line thru a maze, and move obstacles out of your way to get to the finish.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Sunday Breakfast?

Well Hopefully you're not at work today... But if your bored like I am you might want to start thinking about making some pancakes. Watch the Pancake Man teach you how to make pancakes!



Friday, February 1, 2008

Dutch Catalog Browses for you

Let the page load and watch the first row of products...

Cool Dutch home store web site

Super Bowl Commercials

With the Super Bowl thing coming out I figure why not check out The Top 25 most memorable Super Bowl Ads. I LOVE number 19 G.D. Robert Goulet! I'm sure he's been to my cubie before...

Star Wars - Benny Hill mash up

Sarah Silverman "I'm fukin' Matt Damon"



I love Sarah Silverman!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

F@ck Planet Earth

LOST TONIGHT!

Well I don't know if you are as excited as I am but Season 4 for LOST starts tonight... Here is a little teaser/trailer.



Also if you are trying to avoid working like me you can check out The Oceanica Air Website

Or

Find Flight 815


Only a few hours left!!!




Wednesday, January 30, 2008

99 Words for boobs!



boobs, humpty dumplings, hooters, bald commuters, mre, snow white dwarfs, gerber, server, holy grails, superbig gulps, soft server cones, midget earmuffs, frontal lobes, nicker bonkers, yellow zonkers, porkey pigs, babies thumpers, rubber baby buggie bumpers, congo, bowling pins, siamse twins

Can you think of more?

Universcale

Looking for something to do? Well look no further Universcale is a site done by Nikon. It will give you an ideal about how large or small everythign is! It takes you from the entire Universe right down to the size of a proton!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Strange Wilderness



This movie looks so funny! Jonah Hill and Steve Zahn are comedic geniuses!

I'm Tracy Morgan, and this is Butt Hay!